Population | 5.8 billion |
Capital | Lupmre City |
Leader | Khrustah |
Faith | Krakowism |
Currency | Heskuric Bėno |
Animal | Barno Bear |
The State of Heskurik is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Khrustah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.8 billion Heskurikea are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupmre City. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Heskuric economy, worth 962 trillion Heskuric Bėnoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,991 Heskuric Bėnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The tightness of border controls in Heskurik leave a little to be desired, maximum security Heskuric subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heskurik's national animal is the Barno Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Krakowism.
Heskurik is ranked 102,468th in the world and 249th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heskurik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Heskurik endorsed The Federation of Inseria.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, maximum security Heskuric subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, the tightness of border controls in Heskurik leave a little to be desired.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents.
- : Heskurik was endorsed by The Federation of Inseria.
- : Following new legislation in Heskurik, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Heskurik voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 50 » Socialist Platypus, Boratstans, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Ziroxeut, Pervincia, Hubdova, Paul Pasch, Stustu, Grachevia, Lislandia, Balan Bar, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Gundeldingen, Liberto-Ancapistan, Sri Malawi, El Blurkistan, Ruotsaland, Nova Briton, Aelandi, The Celtics, The Moon Raven, Novo Reslas, Nibelia, Beshyae, Tingham, Olornia, Northshires, Red Finlandian Guard, Nova Cameroon, The Psittacines, Azflebrigan, Polacianth, Makka Pakka, Ciapore, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Makko Oko, Charville, Bethesda Scamville, Duby, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Krute Empire, New Sker, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Nu Elysium, Nomia, Delnish, and Inseria.