The Tropical Smoothie of Floofybit is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.862 billion Floofybits are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Floofybitian economy, worth 291 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 101,866 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, fat-shaming is now public policy, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Foxism.

Floofybit is ranked 5,161^st in the world and 4^th in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 57.97 flags saluted per person per day.