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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 361stMost Devout: 455thBest Weather: 725th
The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live The Tangerine!
Bit Foxling
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Floofybit

Population5.438 billion

CapitalFoxlington
LeaderBit Foxling
FaithFloofism

Currencyф Floofybitcoin
AnimalFoxlington Terrier

The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.438 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 687 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,469 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 9,340th in the world and 14th in Conch Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.96 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 361stMost Devout: 455thBest Weather: 725thLowest Crime Rates: 832ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 860thMost Conservative: 933rdSafest: 975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,326thMost Patriotic: 1,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,581stMost Pacifist: 1,624thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,921stHealthiest Citizens: 2,178thMost Authoritarian: 2,480thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,730thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,129thMost Influential: 3,606thLargest Governments: 3,946thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,956thNicest Citizens: 5,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,471stMost Income Equality: 9,340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,137thTop
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Most Developed: 21,374thMost Extreme: 25,190th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Floofybit changed its national motto to "Long Live The Tangerine!".
  • : Floofybit changed its national motto to "A blue flag with a white nordic cross and paw".
  • : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Floofybit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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