The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.438 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 687 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,469 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 9,340^th in the world and 14^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.96 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.