Population | 5.438 billion |
Capital | Foxlington |
Leader | Bit Foxling |
Faith | Floofism |
Currency | ф Floofybitcoin |
Animal | Foxlington Terrier |
The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.438 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 687 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,469 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.
Floofybit is ranked 9,340th in the world and 14th in Conch Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 89.96 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Floofybit changed its national motto to "Long Live The Tangerine!".
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Floofybit changed its national motto to "A blue flag with a white nordic cross and paw".
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Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Floofybit, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in
Floofybit, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in
Floofybit, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
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Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Floofybit, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
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Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Floofybit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.