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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndMost Devout: 261stBest Weather: 540th
The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live The Tangerine!
Bit Foxling
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Floofybit

Population6.354 billion

CapitalFoxlington
LeaderBit Foxling
FaithFloofism

Currencyф Floofybitcoin
AnimalFoxlington Terrier

The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.354 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 879 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,438 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 299,318th in the world and 332nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndMost Devout: 261stBest Weather: 540thLowest Crime Rates: 561stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 664thSafest: 738thMost Authoritarian: 818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 857thMost Conservative: 980thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,239thMost Pacifist: 1,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,429thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,517thHealthiest Citizens: 1,626thMost Patriotic: 1,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,453rdMost Influential: 2,507thMost Extreme: 2,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,857thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,024thMost Income Equality: 3,695thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,769thNicest Citizens: 5,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,596thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,900thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,960thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,164thTop
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Most Developed: 18,680thHighest Average Incomes: 26,470thSmartest Citizens: 27,734th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : Floofybit was endorsed by The Holy Upside-Down Jaffa Cake of Novo Reslas.
  • : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, red fabric is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Floofybit, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.

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