by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,062ndBest Weather: 2,214th
The Tropical Smoothie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live The Tangerine!
Bit Foxling
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.862 billion

LeaderBit Foxling

Currencyф Floofybitcoin
AnimalRed Fox

The Tropical Smoothie of Floofybit is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.862 billion Floofybits are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Floofybitian economy, worth 291 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 101,866 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, fat-shaming is now public policy, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Foxism.

Floofybit is ranked 5,161st in the world and 4th in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 57.97 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,062ndBest Weather: 2,214thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,244thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,871stLowest Crime Rates: 3,071stMost Pacifist: 3,772ndMost Devout: 3,866thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,927thSafest: 3,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,963rdMost Influential: 4,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,167thNicest Citizens: 4,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,812thHealthiest Citizens: 4,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,027thMost Patriotic: 5,161stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,410thMost Authoritarian: 7,419thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,886thLargest Governments: 9,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,965thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,011thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,000thMost Conservative: 15,277thHighest Food Quality: 20,613thMost Developed: 23,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,979th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the region

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