The Islandic Colony of Floofybit is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 969 million Floofybits are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Floofybitian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,582 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bit Foxling has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the weather in Foxlington is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floofybit is ranked 175,881^st in the world and 155^th in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 444.93 on the Societal Mobility Rating.