Population | 8.473 billion |
Capital | Typus |
Leader | Robert Plater |
Faith | Pastafarism |
Currency | Rova |
Animal | Platypus |
The Puddle of Socialist Platypus is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Robert Plater with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 8.473 billion Platypusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typus. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist Platypusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,358 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Platypus's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.
Socialist Platypus is ranked 7,492nd in the world and 27th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist Platypus was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Morgundy.
- : Socialist Platypus endorsed The Federal Republic of Morgundy.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Platypus, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Platypus, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Socialist Platypus lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Platypus lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Platypus lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Platypus endorsed The Dictatorship of Kavaskian.
- : Socialist Platypus was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Kavaskian.
- : Socialist Platypus endorsed The United States of Of Arcadia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 121 » Lislandia, Balan Bar, Pervincia, Liberto-Ancapistan, Duby, Nova Briton, Tuoroidasia, Loveable Dogs, Stustu, DBastion, The Greater Springs, Nibelia, Aelandi, Hubdova, The Psittacines, Seolia, Ziroxeut, Locotima, Mangoville, McdonaldsMart, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Paul Pasch, Sri Malawi, Kyievska Rus, Novo Reslas, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Achlos, Vapo, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Kiyadimundika, Tanpeche, El Blurkistan, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Calihuila, NZ Land, Krullefor, Pandorivia, Olornia, Bathelonat, Azflebrigan, The Celtics, Isolon, Delnish, Gundeldingen, Happiville, Rehavia-Nayot, Reslania, and 71 others.Boratstans, Vioxa, Cassinea, Grachevia, Makka Pakka, Pars Ana, Beshyae, Heskurik, DexterBurg, Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Aniia, Benanko, Glentaurius, Mudreuque, United Corperations, Livorno, VegeTotia, United Taco Nation, Athlanthean, Slavic Lurkers, Posadastan, Gabyl, Ferom, Northshires, Polacianth, Valles Marineris Mining co, Ciapore, Anakreia, Tuscaria, Azaman, Buyo, Greater Burmaria, Stellar entropy, Doge Flower, Aeonic, Lycom, Orenia, Ukaland City, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Atredies, Non opresive German Empire, Dixionconderoga, Dapant, Kaimalia, Djuka, Dasi Dasi, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Krimera, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, New Sker, Bethesda Scamville, Anarchic Parrot, Charville, La Sangre subio, Hockeyyekcoh, Oktadonia, Kingdom of Octocross, Aivlon, Vanela, Komagi, Gloon Ald, United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, Lutwete, Kavaskian, and Morgundy.
WA update pending: Nation has 120 verified endorsements.