Population | 3.891 billion |
Capital | Nelson City |
Leader | Eduardo Delgado |
Currency | Escudo |
Animal | Nelsonian Ram |
The Commie Republic of The Free City of Nelson is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eduardo Delgado with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.891 billion Nelsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelson City. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nelsonian economy, worth 382 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,354 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime is totally unknown. The Free City of Nelson's national animal is the Nelsonian Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Free City of Nelson is ranked 78,399th in the world and 191st in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.84 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Republic of The Psittacines.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Republic of SocioLiber.
- : The Free City of Nelson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Free City of Nelson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Flower Fields of Doge Flower.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Bethesda Scamville.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Principality of New Sker.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Kingdom of Octocross.
- : The Free City of Nelson was endorsed by The People's Republic of La Sangre subio.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » Loveable Dogs, Socialist Platypus, Valles Marineris Mining co, DexterBurg, Makka Pakka, Aeonic, Lycom, Great Koryeo, Buyo, Tingham, Lislandia, Sri Malawi, Grachevia, Ruotsaland, Balan Bar, Isolon, Glentaurius, Delnish, Paul Pasch, Novo Reslas, Boratstans, United Corperations, The Celtics, Olornia, Kiyadimundika, Vioxa, Floofybit, Polacianth, Red Finlandian Guard, Stellar entropy, Hubdova, Nibelia, Azflebrigan, Ziroxeut, Northshires, Nova Cameroon, Cassinea, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Ciapore, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Liberto-Ancapistan, Charville, Duby, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, El Blurkistan, Slavic Lurkers, La Sangre subio, Kingdom of Octocross, New Sker, and 5 others.Bethesda Scamville, Doge Flower, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, and The Psittacines.