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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,098thMost Primitive: 1,688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,158th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Azfleberus autonomous, magic and Hieronymus
Queen Evangeline McBean
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Azflebrigan

Population1.949 billion

CapitalZefro
LeaderQueen Evangeline McBean
FaithCheeses of Nazareth

CurrencyFloogle
AnimalGolden Hedgehog

The Queendom of Azflebrigan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Evangeline McBean with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.949 billion Azflebriganians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zefro. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azflebriganian economy, worth 171 trillion Floogles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,101 Floogles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, and meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azflebrigan's national animal is the Golden Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheeses of Nazareth.

Azflebrigan is ranked 237,010th in the world and 546th in Conch Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 77.76 percentage of bribes refused.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,098thMost Primitive: 1,688thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,158thMost Pacifist: 4,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,958thNicest Citizens: 5,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,422ndMost Secular: 6,684thMost Inclusive: 7,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,779thBest Weather: 7,899thMost Influential: 9,101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,980thHighest Food Quality: 10,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,913thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13,085thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,246thMost Developed: 14,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,278thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,596thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,751stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,778thLargest Governments: 23,986th
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Most Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
  • : Azflebrigan was endorsed by The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, solid-gold toilets are Azflebriganian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Azflebrigan, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Azflebrigan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".

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