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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,511thMost Influential: 1,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,597th
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Sri Malawi

Population1.466 billion

CapitalLilombo
LeaderMahinda Banda

CurrencyDollar
AnimalThompson's Lion

The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mahinda Banda with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.466 billion Sri Malawians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilombo. The average income tax rate is 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Malawian economy, worth 221 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,429 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, Mahinda Banda can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sri Malawi's national animal is the Thompson's Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sri Malawi is ranked 196,376th in the world and 453rd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3.67 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,597thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,612thSafest: 7,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,927thMost Developed: 7,929thNicest Citizens: 7,939thHealthiest Citizens: 8,009thSmartest Citizens: 9,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,948thMost Secular: 10,521stMost Inclusive: 10,946thHighest Food Quality: 11,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,516thMost Efficient Economies: 11,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,063rdMost Pacifist: 13,264thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,427thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,048thLargest Governments: 14,329thHighest Average Incomes: 14,839thMost Cultured: 14,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,217thLowest Crime Rates: 15,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,369thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,583rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,288thLargest Retail Industry: 20,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,574thBest Weather: 25,030th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 135 » Terra-Prisma, Hockeyyekcoh, Nibelia, Duby, Pervincia, Aether Inc, Socialist Platypus, Daraln, Paul Pasch, Liberto-Ancapistan, Nova Briton, Ziroxeut, United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom, Cadiona, Primis Tenebris, Hubdova, Azaman, Padool, Balan Bar, Dyrland, Tie-Died Chinchillas, The Psittacines, StarGaiz, Lislandia, Novo Reslas, The Seventh German Reich, Seolia, Kyievska Rus, Her Majesty Silver Garden, Tarzantos El Camosia, The Capitalist China Party, Nordharz, Kensaland, Aelandi, Loveable Dogs, Cle Brait, Stustu, Baccara, New Republic of Romeo, Republic Of New land, Ruotsaland, Parasano, Miraslav, Polska Empir, Celestial Flames, Empireedy, Sevbee, Altareynsikht, Hintenland, Jolly Industries, and 85 others.Koneule, Kinshinsoukan, Yummasia, Meowtremulous, Galliadurm, Northshires, Adalwulf, Scholar, Ropen, Larthonix, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Cubanboys, AusValia, Federal Republic of Cracia, Cyzixraqab, Adka, Neovirak, The Holy authority, Americo-Federation, Timiskrane, Lan Strines Islands, Horacko Federation, Unix Staidorum, Ximavia, Kavaska, Hydrusite, Achlos, Joesephania-Bidonia, Khosiastan, South Blorbo, Dennis the Goat, El Blurkistan, Charville, Norvakin, Red Finlandian Guard, Wollo, Engsocial, CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs, Shovell, Lugunica, Khlachten, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Kingdom of Faizan, Non opresive German Empire, LC Land, East Groland, Taentermatown, Utah Republic, Great Koryeo, Youbetchyastan, Unidentified-nation, Mandalanusia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, SocioLiber, Corporate Disney, The Texas Constantium, Free Azell, Mylios, Izanstan, Pasta Pirates, Coniala, The Cape Horn, Peacefounders, Spoolland, Threinfhiria, Inglen, The New Economic Quebec, Torcan, Olornia, Novaros, Shemrock, Pandorivia, Orlys, Krullefor, Talvi, Thembery Argrand, Macadia, East Capitalistan, Panerialand, Nexian Empire, Ist Grald Boy, Revendani, Neuber, ChildEaters, and Theocratic Disciples of Christ.

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