The Generally Free Land of Stustu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lois Pyudershmit with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.171 billion Stustuans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyotrgrifen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stustuan economy, worth 620 trillion stewies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,646 stewies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,256 per year while the poor average 40,181, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Families burn Lois Pyudershmit's latest official photograph to keep warm, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Pyotrgrifen make great practice for foreign snipers, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stustu's national animal is the talking dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Hawaiian Pizzaism.

Stustu is ranked 273,608^th in the world and 642^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 0.27 flags saluted per person per day.