The Republic of Olornia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 307 million Olornians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Olornian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Olornian Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,040 Olornian Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and Olornia has designated Hamilton as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Olornia's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Olornia is ranked 175,591^st in the world and 382^nd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.