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Most Influential: 529thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,228th
The Great State of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Are you ready for greatness?
Simion Pavel
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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El Blurkistan

Population7.282 billion

CapitalCeh
LeaderSimion Pavel
FaithTagramism

CurrencyRova
AnimalRed Panda

The Great State of El Blurkistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Simion Pavel with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.282 billion Blurks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceh. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blurkic economy, worth 911 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,149 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, Simion Pavel panders to nontraditional families, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. El Blurkistan's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tagramism.

El Blurkistan is ranked 109,828th in the world and 226th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 529thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,445thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,412thNicest Citizens: 7,714thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,101stMost Inclusive: 8,211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,212thHighest Food Quality: 10,445thBest Weather: 10,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,047thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,668thMost Developed: 12,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,796thMost Cultured: 15,095thMost Efficient Economies: 15,176thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,547thHealthiest Citizens: 16,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,377thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,293rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,236thLargest Governments: 24,298thMost Income Equality: 27,974th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : El Blurkistan was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, Simion Pavel panders to nontraditional families.
  • : El Blurkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : El Blurkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : El Blurkistan was endorsed by The Republic of SocioLiber.
  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".

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