Population | 7.282 billion |
Capital | Ceh |
Leader | Simion Pavel |
Faith | Tagramism |
Currency | Rova |
Animal | Red Panda |
The Great State of El Blurkistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Simion Pavel with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.282 billion Blurks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceh. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blurkic economy, worth 911 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,149 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, Simion Pavel panders to nontraditional families, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. El Blurkistan's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tagramism.
El Blurkistan is ranked 109,828th in the world and 226th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : El Blurkistan was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, Simion Pavel panders to nontraditional families.
- : El Blurkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : El Blurkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : El Blurkistan was endorsed by The Republic of SocioLiber.
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 76 » Ziroxeut, Socialist Platypus, Duby, Hubdova, Pervincia, Novo Reslas, Sri Malawi, Vapo, Stustu, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lislandia, Nibelia, Empireedy, Nova Briton, Paul Pasch, Red Finlandian Guard, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Balan Bar, Loveable Dogs, Olornia, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Pandorivia, The Psittacines, Northshires, Delnish, Happiville, The Celtics, Rehavia-Nayot, Cassinea, Azflebrigan, Grachevia, The Moon Raven, Reslania, Boratstans, Beshyae, Gundeldingen, Ruotsaland, Vioxa, Isolon, DexterBurg, VegeTotia, Heskurik, Great Koryeo, Aelandi, Tingham, Kiyadimundika, Nova Cameroon, Mudreuque, Glentaurius, Benanko, and 26 others.Makka Pakka, United Corperations, NZ Land, Gabyl, Posadastan, Polacianth, Ciapore, Valles Marineris Mining co, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Makko Oko, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Charville, Aeonic, La Sangre subio, Bethesda Scamville, Greater Burmaria, New Sker, Kaimalia, Dapant, Doge Flower, SocioLiber, and Krute Empire.