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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 404thLowest Crime Rates: 1,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,205th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
There is no stability, only corruption
Emperor Conall Solis
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Makko Oko

Population7.556 billion

LeaderEmperor Conall Solis


The Empire of Makko Oko is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Conall Solis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.556 billion Makkonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opposh. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Makko Okoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion slottoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,048 slottoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, news headlines usually include p-values, and the possibility of gain causes universal pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makko Oko's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Makko Oko is ranked 293,927th in the world and 312th in Conch Kingdom for Most Avoided, scoring 0.51 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 404thLowest Crime Rates: 1,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,205thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,432ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,230thLargest Governments: 5,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,438thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,678thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,644thBest Weather: 6,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,970thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,362ndMost Patriotic: 8,575thMost Developed: 8,996thHealthiest Citizens: 10,131stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,605thMost Influential: 12,139thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,550thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,480thMost Income Equality: 16,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,383rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,217thSmartest Citizens: 17,254thLargest Black Market: 18,173rdMost Devout: 19,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,950thHighest Economic Output: 22,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,155th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the region

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