The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade N Asked with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 839 million Soviet Utopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Central. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Utopian economy, worth 102 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,200 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Utopia Reunion Party's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is ranked 9,702^nd in the world and 31^st in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.07 bananas ingested per day.