The Superior Than You Empire of Ziroxeut is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atrio Gosduo with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.881 billion Ziroxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cellent. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ziroxeutian economy, worth 777 trillion zyxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,265 zyxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziroxeut's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Murderism.

Ziroxeut is ranked 4,276^th in the world and 15^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 61.64 flags saluted per person per day.