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Most Influential: 510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,441stMost Armed: 3,487th
The Superior Than You Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I always win.
Atrio Gosduo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population4.881 billion

LeaderAtrio Gosduo


The Superior Than You Empire of Ziroxeut is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atrio Gosduo with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.881 billion Ziroxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cellent. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ziroxeutian economy, worth 777 trillion zyxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,265 zyxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziroxeut's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Murderism.

Ziroxeut is ranked 4,276th in the world and 15th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 61.64 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,441stTop
Most Armed: 3,487thMost Patriotic: 4,276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,300thLargest Black Market: 5,958thMost Devout: 7,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,336thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,468thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,185thMost Developed: 12,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,133rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,439thLargest Governments: 16,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,415thMost Efficient Economies: 19,433rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,769thLargest Retail Industry: 20,813thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,469thSmartest Citizens: 21,962ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,395thMost Authoritarian: 22,982nd
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the region

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