The Empire of Nibelia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Monica with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 3.026 billion Nibelians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mondlicht. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nibelian economy, worth 258 trillion Telmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,398 Telmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, most ambassadors from Nibelia retire only a few years after being appointed, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nibelia's national animal is the Nibelian Eagle-Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nibelia is ranked 52,516^th in the world and 91^st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,946.16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.