The Santa-Approved Republic of Hubdova is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.748 billion Hubdovans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hubdovan economy, worth 239 trillion Hunovas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,818 Hunovas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hubdova isn't what it used to be, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hubdova's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Hubdova is ranked 14,877^th in the world and 76^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 115.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.