The Parrothead's Paradise of Tie-Died Chinchillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Their Royal Furriness with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 14.067 billion Tie-Died Chinchillasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinchilladae. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tie-Died Chinchillasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion pelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,087 pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tie-Died Chinchillas's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chichi.

Tie-Died Chinchillas is ranked 273,897^th in the world and 644^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 0.21 flags saluted per person per day.