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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 523rdLargest Gambling Industry: 563rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,285th
The Parrothead's Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Chinchillas shall have more rights than humans
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Tie-Died Chinchillas

Population14.067 billion

LeaderTheir Royal Furriness


The Parrothead's Paradise of Tie-Died Chinchillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Their Royal Furriness with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 14.067 billion Tie-Died Chinchillasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinchilladae. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tie-Died Chinchillasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion pelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,087 pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tie-Died Chinchillas's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chichi.

Tie-Died Chinchillas is ranked 273,897th in the world and 644th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 0.21 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 523rdLargest Gambling Industry: 563rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,285thMost Influential: 1,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,529thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,734thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,817thLargest Black Market: 4,770thMost Inclusive: 6,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,436thRudest Citizens: 6,439thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,151stMost Cultured: 8,416thHighest Food Quality: 8,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,532ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,702ndSmartest Citizens: 12,142ndHighest Economic Output: 12,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,435thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,015thBest Weather: 15,239thMost Devout: 19,505thLargest Populations: 21,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,915thHighest Drug Use: 23,302nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the region

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