The Flag Is Finally Fixed of 7 Trees is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.043 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,888 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial pop radio occasionally features raccoon birthing sounds, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 325,807^th in the world and 4,091^st in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.