The Holy Easter Egg Hunters of The Star Enpire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary-General Ladislas with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.219 billion Starnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redmont. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Starnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,922 trillion pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,459 pies, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are severely punished for being out too late, the statue in the Cruise Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, where there's smoke there's the Starnian Forestry Department, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Star Enpire's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Unholy Church of Spode.

The Star Enpire is ranked 308,971^st in the world and 160^th in Refugia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.