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Most Primitive: 732ndMost Devout: 1,744thHighest Drug Use: 3,689th
The Valley of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
I raise a monument of love
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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QnOanyOk

Population4.852 billion

Currencyeye
Animalpurple-tailed vireanelo

The Valley of QnOanyOk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.852 billion qyoks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong QnOanyOkian economy, worth 291 trillion eyes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 60,106 eyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime is totally unknown. QnOanyOk's national animal is the purple-tailed vireanelo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

QnOanyOk is ranked 37,052nd in the world and 2,439th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.84 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Primitive: 732ndMost Devout: 1,744thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,689thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,352ndMost Pacifist: 5,568thBest Weather: 6,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,116thMost Inclusive: 7,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,974thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,255thNicest Citizens: 9,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,337thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,744thHighest Food Quality: 10,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,785thMost Cultured: 11,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,138thTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,001st
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Most Primitive: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionMost Pacifist: 277th in the regionMost Inclusive: 333rd in the regionBest Weather: 362nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 432nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 443rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 475th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 479th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 531st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 541st in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 658th in the regionMost Politically Free: 685th in the regionMost Income Equality: 842nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 893rd in the regionNudest: 1,258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : QnOanyOk's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : QnOanyOk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in QnOanyOk, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in QnOanyOk, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in QnOanyOk, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in QnOanyOk, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : QnOanyOk was refounded in Balder.
  • : QnOanyOk ceased to exist in Gypsy Lands.
  • : QnOanyOk's influence in Gypsy Lands rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in QnOanyOk, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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