The United Socialist States of Hoqeallistan is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 648 million Hoqeallis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahunabayev. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Hoqeal economy, worth 44.6 trillion Gekonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,858 Gekonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoqeallistan's national animal is the skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoqeallistan is ranked 169,433^rd in the world and 229^th in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 109.34 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.