The Republic of Linaviar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nyohang Qalili with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.138 billion Linavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesquva. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Linavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Czyovas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,983 Czyovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Linavian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linaviar's national animal is the Kaliqayam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jalan.

Linaviar is ranked 1,384^th in the world and 7^th in The Western Isles for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 537.5 Bank.