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Most Influential: 533rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 680th Most Advanced Public Education: 832nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wan ta roc U-kuz ku ra-pir
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Linaviar

Population8.959 billion

CapitalMes-quvv
LeaderPresident Desmond Geriad

CurrencyKiov
AnimalSa va ra

The Republic of Linaviar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Desmond Geriad with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.959 billion Linavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mes-quvv. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Linavian economy, worth 937 trillion Kiovs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,691 Kiovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linaviar's national animal is the Sa va ra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Linaviar is ranked 168,145th in the world and 226th in The Western Isles for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 680thMost Advanced Public Education: 832ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,879thBest Weather: 1,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,136thMost Inclusive: 2,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,536thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,748thMost Developed: 2,778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,909thMost Cultured: 3,514thHealthiest Citizens: 3,788thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,488thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,574thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,011thNicest Citizens: 5,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,403rdSmartest Citizens: 5,601stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,954thLargest Governments: 7,955thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 12,926thLowest Crime Rates: 12,988thMost Secular: 13,093rdSafest: 13,743rdMost Stationary: 13,981stNudest: 14,234thMost Pacifist: 14,275thHighest Economic Output: 15,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,697th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Linaviar lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Linaviar, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.

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