The Republic of Linaviar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neuháng ʻÁlili with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.503 billion Linavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mésqóv. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Linavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion Kxíovs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,902 Kxíovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Neuháng ʻÁlili's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linaviar's national animal is the Kálaeyáqam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lájan.

Linaviar is ranked 260,773^rd in the world and 223^rd in The Western Isles for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -190.09 on the Hayek Index.