by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,597thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,211th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
نحن قوم إذا أعطينا صبرنا، و إذا ٱبتلينا شكرنا
Highest Imam Naji The Fifth
Secretary of Role-Play
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.094 billion

LeaderHighest Imam Naji The Fifth

AnimalSnowy Sloughi

The Theocracy of Najimam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Highest Imam Naji The Fifth with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.094 billion Najimamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Najiman. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Najimamian economy, worth 272 trillion Nezims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,203 Nezims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many in Najimam are born in the purple, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najimam's national animal is the Snowy Sloughi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Najimam is ranked 230,676th in the world and 133rd in The Western Isles for Most Pro-Market, scoring 23.56 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 2,597thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,113thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,211thMost Authoritarian: 15,747thMost Devout: 16,042ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,881stHealthiest Citizens: 19,587thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,790thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,990thLowest Crime Rates: 20,491stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,543rdSafest: 20,673rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,442ndLargest Insurance Industry: 26,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,547thMost Patriotic: 29,722nd
Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the region

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