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Rudest Citizens: 135thHighest Crime Rates: 182ndMost Armed: 190th
The Salimanese Federation of
Anarchy
Mnayec Huatlan y Xallahatl | Nothing Without Liberty
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The United Partitions

Population2.626 billion

CapitalLibbertattie
LeaderTito Poltlunatl

CurrencyPice
AnimalSankhiooan Parrot

The Salimanese Federation of The United Partitions is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tito Poltlunatl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.626 billion Salimanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libbertattie. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Salimanese economy, worth 621 trillion Pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,516 Pices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,163,441 per year while the poor average 2,799, a ratio of 772 to 1.

Tito Poltlunatl claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Salimanese selfishness, and big game hunters travel to The United Partitions to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the Sankhiooan Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 270,959th in the world and 254th in The Western Isles for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 135thHighest Crime Rates: 182ndMost Armed: 190thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 214thFattest Citizens: 299thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 308thLargest Gambling Industry: 310thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 329thMost Avoided: 357thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 423rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 462ndLargest Retail Industry: 485thMost Ignorant Citizens: 800thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,107thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,244thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,526thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,243rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,524thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,390thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,486thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,552ndMost Cultured: 4,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,695thMost Devout: 6,347thMost Influential: 6,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,043rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,534thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,212thMost Inclusive: 13,448thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,968thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,943rdMost Pro-Market: 20,945thHighest Drug Use: 21,057thMost Politically Free: 21,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,934th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, big game hunters travel to The United Partitions to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Salimanese selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, Tito Poltlunatl claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : The United Partitions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : The United Partitions changed its national leader to "Tito Poltlunatl".
  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, Salimanasians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : The United Partitions changed its national leader to "Tito Fortunatl".

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