The Confederacy of The United Partitions is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 590 million Salimanasians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libbertattie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth 74.3 trillion Pices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,950 Pices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,134,148 per year while the poor average 1,732, a ratio of 654 to 1.
The blood on the hands of Leader may not be metaphorical, Max Barry is this year's Miss The United Partitions, it is a silent spring in The United Partitions, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The United Partitions's national animal is the Sankiooan Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
The United Partitions is ranked 131,781st in the world and 121st in The Western Isles for Most Stationary, with 90.2983102646 Days.
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The United Partitions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, it is a silent spring in The United Partitions.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, Max Barry is this year's Miss The United Partitions.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, the blood on the hands of Leader may not be metaphorical.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : The United Partitions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
- : Following new legislation in The United Partitions, interest in globalism never flags.
