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Highest Drug Use: 60thRudest Citizens: 91stHighest Crime Rates: 100th
The Salimanasia of
Anarchy
Xolxayotztli yn Titolpextli | Liberty and Progress
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The United Partitions

Population6.603 billion

CapitalXolxanko City
LeaderTito Fortunatl

Currencypice
Animalparrot

The Salimanasia of The United Partitions is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.603 billion Salimanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolxanko City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 293,798 pices, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, Salimanese TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Xolxanko City. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 306,953rd in the world and 186th in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.58 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Drug Use: 60thRudest Citizens: 91stHighest Crime Rates: 100thMost Armed: 108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 155thFattest Citizens: 173rdMost Avoided: 194thLargest Retail Industry: 209thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 219thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 279thMost Ignorant Citizens: 533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 632ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 657thHighest Disposable Incomes: 690thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,000thMost Influential: 1,575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,491stHighest Average Incomes: 3,066thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,480thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,522ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,085thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,411thMost Inclusive: 8,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,777thHighest Economic Output: 12,811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,243rdMost Devout: 13,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,304thMost Efficient Economies: 15,325thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,484thNudest: 16,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,826thMost Politically Free: 25,044thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,970th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the region

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