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Highest Drug Use: 58thRudest Citizens: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 90th
The Salimanasia of
Xolxayotztli yn Titolpextli | Liberty and Progress
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The United Partitions

Population5.566 billion

CapitalXolxanko City
LeaderTito Fortunatl


The Salimanasia of The United Partitions is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.566 billion Salimanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolxanko City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 293,854 pices, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and they say that Tito Fortunatl's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 211,531st in the world and 185th in The Western Isles for Most Income Equality, scoring 13.93 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Drug Use: 58thRudest Citizens: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 90thMost Armed: 102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 112thLargest Gambling Industry: 150thFattest Citizens: 163rdMost Avoided: 175thLargest Retail Industry: 179thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 210thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 285thMost Ignorant Citizens: 503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 627thHighest Disposable Incomes: 681stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 969thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,699thLargest Mining Sector: 1,819thMost Influential: 2,232ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,290thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,804thTop
Most Cultured: 3,045thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,751stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,805thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,818thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,247thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,082ndMost Inclusive: 8,519thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,824thMost Devout: 10,154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,966thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,806thMost Efficient Economies: 12,783rdNudest: 14,138thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,494thMost Politically Free: 25,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,114th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the region

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