The Salimanasia of The United Partitions is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.566 billion Salimanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolxanko City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 293,854 pices, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and they say that Tito Fortunatl's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 211,531^st in the world and 185^th in The Western Isles for Most Income Equality, scoring 13.93 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.