The Salimanese Federation of The United Partitions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tito Poltlunatl with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.637 billion Salimanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libbertattie. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Salimanese economy, worth 624 trillion Pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,780 Pices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,165,851 per year while the poor average 2,802, a ratio of 772 to 1.

Big game hunters travel to The United Partitions to try their hand at shark-shooting, tens of thousands of Salimanasians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, preservative-laden Salimanese cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Salimanese Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the Sankhiooan Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 7,941^st in the world and 40^th in The Western Isles for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 16 valid endorsements.