The Salimanese Confederation of The United Partitions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.373 billion Salimanasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libbertattie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth 257 trillion Pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,658 Pices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,585,141 per year while the poor average 4,107, a ratio of 385 to 1.

Tito Fortunatl toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island, museum employees look down on short people, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the Sankiooan Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 246,501^st in the world and 186^th in The Western Isles for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.38 pounds of wildlife per square mile.