by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 63rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 447th
The Free Lands of
New York Times Democracy
Prosperity, Freedom, Efficiency
Eminence Grise
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population14.313 billion


Animalwild cow

The Free Lands of Vancouvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.313 billion Vancouvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vesuvius. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancouvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,081 trillion coves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,260 coves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share wild cow memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancouvia's national animal is the wild cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vancouvia is ranked 34,363rd in the world and 31st in The Western Isles for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 258,390 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 63rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 447thLargest Welfare Programs: 555thMost Subsidized Industry: 583rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 657thMost Advanced Public Education: 729thLargest Governments: 903rdSafest: 1,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,061stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,134thMost Cultured: 1,136thMost Efficient Economies: 1,198thMost Developed: 1,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,485thLowest Crime Rates: 1,522ndMost Inclusive: 1,690thSmartest Citizens: 1,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,333rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,584thMost Pacifist: 2,606thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,779thHealthiest Citizens: 2,869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,329thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,727thNicest Citizens: 4,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,215thNudest: 4,551stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,578thHighest Economic Output: 4,600thHighest Average Incomes: 5,372ndMost Stationary: 6,317thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,954thBest Weather: 10,906thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,374thMost Secular: 16,379thLargest Populations: 18,142nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the region

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