The United Republics of Dormill and Stiura is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cedar Dyson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.01 billion Doraltics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cour Rouge. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doraltic economy, worth a remarkable 6,582 trillion Guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 328,953 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, board shorts have replaced board rooms, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and nations that kill a Doraltic can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Dormill and Stiura's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dormill and Stiura is ranked 23,010^th in the world and 26^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,891.45 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.