The United Republics of Dormill and Stiura is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Cedar Dyson with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.424 billion Dormill-Stiuraians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cour Rouge. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dormill-Stiuraian economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,803 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, Dormill and Stiura has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away. Crime is totally unknown. Dormill and Stiura's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dormill and Stiura is ranked 69,636^th in the world and 150^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,584.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.