Population | 17.974 billion |
Capital | Nouveau Toulon |
Leader | Chief of State Pierre Delacroix |
Faith | Segentovan Civil Religion |
Currency | Segentovan Livre |
Animal | Wild Segentovan Tarasque Lizard |
The Sarcasm King of Segentova is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief of State Pierre Delacroix with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.974 billion Segennais have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Toulon. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The enormous but inefficient Segen economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion Segentovan Livres a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,594 Segentovan Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', and all the playground's a stage for Segen schoolchildren. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segentova's national animal is the Wild Segentovan Tarasque Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Segentovan Civil Religion.
Segentova is ranked 3,758th in the world and 15th in The Western Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 194 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Segentova was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Segentova lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » Aizcona, Vancouvia, San Montagna, Linaviar, Roendavar, Corindia, Thromsa, Miklania, Townside, Murab, Kuvo, Lesva, Solaryia, Aeteros, Uprea, Belantica, Dormill and Stiura, Federated Commonwealth of Selstville, Veleste, San Jimenez, The United Partitions, Keomora, Najimam, Agadar, Baumes, Vacrus, Great Altera, Renet, and Luzianne.