The Republic of Segentova is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief of State Pierre Delacroix with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 10.556 billion Segentovans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Toulon. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The Segen economy, worth 926 trillion Segentovan Livres a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,724 Segentovan Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segentova's national animal is the Wild Segentovan Tarasque Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Segen National Reformed Church.

Segentova is ranked 4,833^rd in the world and 12^th in The Western Isles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.16 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.