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Most Influential: 1,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,897thBest Weather: 2,113th
The Sarcasm King of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Une République, Unie et Libre!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Segentova

Population17.829 billion

CapitalNouveau Toulon
LeaderChief of State Pierre Delacroix
FaithSegentovan Civil Religion

CurrencySegentovan Livre
AnimalWild Segentovan Tarasque Lizard

The Sarcasm King of Segentova is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief of State Pierre Delacroix with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.829 billion Segennais have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Toulon. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Segen economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Segentovan Livres a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,656 Segentovan Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', and all the playground's a stage for Segen schoolchildren. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segentova's national animal is the Wild Segentovan Tarasque Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Segentovan Civil Religion.

Segentova is ranked 295,182nd in the world and 166th in The Western Isles for Most Avoided, scoring 0.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the region

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