The Much love from Polar of Aizcona is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 2.253 billion Estrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estra. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aizconan economy, worth 309 trillion Txans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,309 Txans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Estra Times is sold out, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, Aizconan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aizcona's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aizcona is ranked 11,942^nd in the world and 51^st in The Western Isles for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,592.72 Tourists Per Hour.