The Republic of Aizcona is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 50 million Estrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Aizconan economy, worth 2.64 trillion Txans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,714 Txans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The Western Isles, sleeping on the job is recommended, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aizcona's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aizcona is ranked 37,486^th in the world and 42^nd in The Western Isles for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.