The Commonwealth of American Liberal Principalities is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 50 million American Liberals are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient American Liberal economy, worth 2.38 trillion ALP Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,537 ALP Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, farting etiquette is taught in schools, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime is totally unknown. American Liberal Principalities's national animal is the Royal Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
American Liberal Principalities is ranked 152,162nd in the world and 107th in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 270.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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American Liberal Principalities, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
- : American Liberal Principalities was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Libertarian Police State".
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : American Liberal Principalities voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recreational Drugs Compact".
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in American Liberal Principalities, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
