The State of Lesva is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Iuna Scadi with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.142 billion Lesvans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saela. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lesvan economy, worth 556 trillion Leses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,363 Leses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Saela, religion makes people horny, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Leses each year. Crime is totally unknown. Lesva's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marshal Iuna Scadi Cult of Personality.

Lesva is ranked 97,313^th in the world and 49^th in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,158.81 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.