The Throngist Republic of Lesva is a massive, genial nation, ruled by First Secretary Tesin and Chairman Inca with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.633 billion Lesvans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saela. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lesvan economy, worth 207 trillion Leses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,944 Leses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Leses to support "struggling" industries. Crime is almost non-existent. Lesva's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ideology of Throngism.

Lesva is ranked 53,850^th in the world and 117^th in The Western Isles for Most Beautiful Environments, with 643.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.