The Catholic Theocracy of Vacrus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Priest Aurotimus VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.011 billion Vacrusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huerna. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vacrusian economy, worth 620 trillion Vacussiars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,867 Vacussiars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, choking on Vacussiars is a leading cause of death for wild animals, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Huerna's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vacrus's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vacrus is ranked 266,342^nd in the world and 123^rd in The Western Isles for Largest Black Market, with 81.1 billion Standard Monetary Units.