The Most Catholic Diarchy of Miklania is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.169 billion Miklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michaels. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miklanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,406 trillion Shillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 158,653 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime is totally unknown. Miklania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Miklania is ranked 49,142^nd in the world and 66^th in The Western Isles for Most Income Equality, scoring 60.88 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.