The Most Catholic Nation of Miklania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.855 billion Miklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michaels. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miklanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 156,974 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime is totally unknown. Miklania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Miklania is ranked 11,399^th in the world and 22^nd in The Western Isles for Most Armed, with 8.47 weapons per person.