The Republic of Miklania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.105 billion Miklanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michaels. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miklanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 157,529 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Miklania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Miklania is ranked 160,211^th in the world and 95^th in The Western Isles for Most Conservative, scoring 40.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.