The United Sun Republic of Solarampa is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Solar President Martin Tomek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.999 billion Solarampas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solar Terra. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Solarampan economy, worth a remarkable 2,007 trillion Drenits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,736 Drenits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Phoenixdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, graffiti graces every city's streets, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Solarampa's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Solarampa is ranked 328,633^rd in the world and 377^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.