The Republic of Better Indonesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nathanael Octavianus with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.085 billion Indonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jakarta. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Better Indonesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,201 trillion Rupiahs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,957 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and Nathanael Octavianus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Better Indonesia's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Better Indonesia is ranked 288,419^th in the world and 677^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -1183.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.