The Currently Away of Onfande is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kryanswr Vonokweka with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.452 billion Onfandites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cataliér. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onfandite economy, worth 579 trillion 𝘙𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 Onfandite Aits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,796 𝘙𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 Onfandite Aits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, Onfande's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onfande's national animal is the Southern Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedomᵀᴹ.

Onfande is ranked 8,064^th in the world and 155^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 91.47 on the Human Development Index.