The United Kingdoms of Norgsveldet is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Johanna Sverdrup with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 17.197 billion Norgsveldetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osfjord. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norgsveldetian economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion United Kroner a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,780 United Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and children complain that school food is too flavorful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norgsveldet's national animal is the Norse Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Asatru.

Norgsveldet is ranked 27,806^th in the world and 326^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 145,780.64 Standard Monetary Units.