The Eternal Democratic Monarchy of The United Royal Islands of Euramathania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Grace Scholarly Yuri - 9th of Fire with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 7.793 billion Euramathanian Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theryia. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euramathanian economy, worth 924 trillion Quorums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,598 Quorums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, billions of Quorums are spent to take high-quality photos of the Prismatic Bird Of Paradise Nebula, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown. The United Royal Islands of Euramathania's national animal is the Prismatic Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Royal Islands of Euramathania is ranked 171,271^st in the world and 1,823^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.