The Eternal Democratic Monarchy of The United Royal Islands of Euramathania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Her Grace Scholarly Yuri - 9th of Fire with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.248 billion Euramathanian Islanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theryia. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euramathanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Quorums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,196 Quorums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and many friends and relatives of Her Grace Scholarly Yuri - 9th of Fire have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Royal Islands of Euramathania's national animal is the Prismatic Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Royal Islands of Euramathania is ranked 239,426^th in the world and 1,139^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -22.54 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.