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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,686th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,905th Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,724th
The TITO Tactical Officer of
Left-Leaning College State
Not by strength, but by guile
Influence
Apprentice
Role Play moderator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The TITO Tactical Officer of Lenlyvit is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.479 billion Lenlyvitians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lenlyvitian economy, worth 549 trillion Lens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,602 Lens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lenlyvit's national animal is the Lenlyvalk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lenlyvit is ranked 3,527th in the world and 1st in The Hole To Hide In for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,900.85 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,686thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,724thSafest: 3,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,555thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,572ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,734thLowest Crime Rates: 3,741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,023rdBest Weather: 4,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,195thLargest Governments: 4,548thMost Developed: 4,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,008thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,121stMost Cultured: 5,451stHealthiest Citizens: 6,737thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,421stNicest Citizens: 11,488thSmartest Citizens: 11,579thMost Pacifist: 12,113thMost Efficient Economies: 13,562ndMost Secular: 14,243rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lenlyvit, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Lenlyvit, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Lenlyvit, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Lenlyvit, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Lenlyvit, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Lenlyvit updated the World Factbook entry in The Hole To Hide In.
  • : Lenlyvit updated the World Factbook entry in The Hole To Hide In.
  • : Lenlyvit updated the World Factbook entry in The Hole To Hide In.
  • : Lenlyvit was banned from Old Romania by The Nomadic Peoples of Neo Druador.
  • : Lenlyvit's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".

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