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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th
The Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Paffnia

Population22.793 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili

Currencypaffnar
Animalllama

The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.793 billion Paffniacs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,665 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,684 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 237,280th in the world and 73rd in The Global Union Consortium for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -15.11 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214thMost Pacifist: 297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 328thMost Valuable International Artwork: 336thMost Influential: 453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 480thMost Rebellious Youth: 483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 528thBest Weather: 534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544thLongest Average Lifespans: 550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 563rdNicest Citizens: 575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 607thHealthiest Citizens: 619thSafest: 644thMost Beautiful Environments: 648thLargest Governments: 687thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 890thMost Inclusive: 1,001stLowest Crime Rates: 1,069thSmartest Citizens: 1,255thMost Cultured: 1,550thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,572ndHighest Economic Output: 2,359thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,501stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,280thLargest Populations: 5,474thMost Devout: 5,720thHighest Average Incomes: 6,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,957thTop
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Most Developed: 14,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,952ndMost Income Equality: 20,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,329th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the region

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