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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th
The Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Lucky
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paffnia

Population22.352 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili

Currencygold
Animalllama

The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.352 billion Paffniacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,573 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,597 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aleksandar Vekili's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, vaccinations are mandatory, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 1,295th in the world and 2nd in The Embassy for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 236thMost Pacifist: 298thMost Advanced Public Transport: 332ndMost Influential: 425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 484thMost Rebellious Youth: 499thMost Advanced Public Education: 515thBest Weather: 529thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 549thNicest Citizens: 554thLongest Average Lifespans: 558thMost Compassionate Citizens: 559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 611thSafest: 630thHealthiest Citizens: 642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 644thLargest Governments: 697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 873rdMost Inclusive: 1,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,083rdSmartest Citizens: 1,267thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,295thMost Cultured: 1,534thHighest Economic Output: 2,361stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,780thLargest Populations: 5,499thMost Devout: 5,545thHighest Average Incomes: 6,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,924thTop
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Most Developed: 12,952ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,382ndMost Income Equality: 21,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,521st
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paffnia's influence in The Embassy rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Paffnia changed its national currency to "gold" and its motto to "Lucky".
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Paffnia's influence in The Embassy rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Paffnia's influence in The Embassy rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Paffnia endorsed The Republic of Brontosaurus.
  • : Paffnia endorsed The Camping Van of Free Las Pinas IV.

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