by Max Barry

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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th
The Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Moo zombie
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population21.098 billion

LeaderAleksandar Vekili


The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.098 billion Paffniacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,248 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,355 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, prudishness is on the way out, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 115th in the world and 3rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 20,764.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259thMost Pacifist: 320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 354thMost Influential: 396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 572ndNicest Citizens: 594thBest Weather: 597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 611thLongest Average Lifespans: 620thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 638thSafest: 667thLargest Governments: 681stMost Beautiful Environments: 683rdHealthiest Citizens: 723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 849thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,254thMost Inclusive: 1,288thSmartest Citizens: 1,298thMost Cultured: 1,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,981stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,410thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,193rdMost Devout: 4,218thLargest Populations: 5,612thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,954thHighest Average Incomes: 6,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,148thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,375thMost Developed: 15,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,486th
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Income Equality: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the region

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