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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd
The Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paffnia

Population21.081 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili

Currencypaffnar
Animalcow

The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.081 billion Paffniacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,183 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,466 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Paffniac resumés, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 195,240th in the world and 7th in Vapor III for Most Pro-Market, scoring -90.44 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rdMost Pacifist: 321stMost Valuable International Artwork: 351stMost Advanced Public Transport: 356thMost Influential: 398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 531stNicest Citizens: 595thBest Weather: 596thMost Advanced Public Education: 604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 613thLongest Average Lifespans: 637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 659thSafest: 669thMost Beautiful Environments: 682ndLargest Governments: 684thHealthiest Citizens: 723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 869thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,118thLowest Crime Rates: 1,128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,236thMost Inclusive: 1,287thSmartest Citizens: 1,295thMost Cultured: 1,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,989thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,246thMost Devout: 3,970thLargest Populations: 5,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,236thHighest Average Incomes: 6,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,394thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,553rdMost Developed: 16,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,201st

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