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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th
The Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Paffnia

Population21.103 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili

Currencypaffnar
Animalcow

The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.103 billion Paffniacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,252 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,500 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Paffnia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, extreme political groups are outlawed, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 850th in the world and 16th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 78.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259thMost Pacifist: 319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 324thMost Valuable International Artwork: 356thMost Influential: 396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 491stMost Rebellious Youth: 533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 570thNicest Citizens: 586thBest Weather: 596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 602ndLongest Average Lifespans: 618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 635thSafest: 677thLargest Governments: 680thMost Beautiful Environments: 681stHealthiest Citizens: 722ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 857thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,117thLowest Crime Rates: 1,128thMost Inclusive: 1,266thSmartest Citizens: 1,308thMost Cultured: 1,546thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,971stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,193rdMost Devout: 4,214thLargest Populations: 5,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,962ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,160thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,029thMost Developed: 15,383rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Income Equality: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the region

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