The Fattest Citizens in 10000 Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, 10000 Islands is ranked 9,924th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Black Dog of Phlebacite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “When in doubt execute, otherwise exterminate” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Chavante | Anarchy | “A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Scuffleopolis | Corporate Police State | “Such is life” | |
| 4. |  The Void of Dustwind | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You live, you suffer, you die” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Next Meal | Iron Fist Consumerists | “living hand to mouth” | |
| 6. |  The Dysfunctional Viper Pilots of The Colonial Fleet | Capitalist Paradise | “All I got from Earth was this radioactive T-shirt” | |
| 7. |  The Christmas Principality of Ujong Medini | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Drink lard, homicidal youths” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of West Phlebacite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Beat it” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation | Left-Leaning College State | “Against Civilization” | |
| 10. |  The Legend of Lower Phlebacite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “cmon getaff” |
