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The Fattest Citizens in 10000 Islands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, 10000 Islands is ranked 10,466th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Black Dog of PhlebaciteCorporate Police State“When in doubt execute, otherwise exterminate”
2.The Republic of ChavanteAnarchy“A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.”
3.The Void of DustwindCorporate Police State“You live, you suffer, you die”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of ScuffleopolisCorporate Police State“Such is life”
5.The Dysfunctional Viper Pilots of The Colonial FleetCapitalist Paradise“All I got from Earth was this radioactive T-shirt”
6.The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“Faber est suae quisque fortunae”
7.The Oppressed Peoples of Next MealIron Fist Consumerists“living hand-to-mouth”
8.The Republic of West PhlebaciteCapitalist Paradise“Beat it”
9.The Legend of Lower PhlebaciteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“cmon getaff”
10.The Kingdom of GarnbyenCapitalist Paradise“You only live once”
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