The Void of Dustwind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dusty Dustican with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.078 billion Dustwindians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palace of Dust. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dustwindian economy, worth a remarkable 7,480 trillion gold dusts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 392,100 gold dusts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,622,568 per year while the poor average 62,207, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Dustwindian Moonshine", teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dustwind's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sufferology.

Dustwind is ranked 1,278^th in the world and 13^th in 10000 Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 120 Valid Endorsements.