The Democratic Island Federation of Frieden-und Freudenland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Revolutionary Front with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.846 billion Frieden-und Freudenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civitas Pacis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Frieden-und Freudenlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,890 trillion Pinkponks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,016 Pinkponks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Frieden-und Freudenlandians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, Dolphins have more rights than the average citizen, The Revolutionary Front's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Frieden-und Freudenland's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Frieden-und Freudenland is ranked 121,921^st in the world and 259^th in Forest for Most Authoritarian, with 616.57 milliStalins.