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Frieden-und Freudenland was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 316
Most Secular: 204thMost Beautiful Environments: 232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240th
The Proud Ukraine Supporters of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Russian warship, go f--- yourself!
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Frieden-und Freudenland

Population14.754 billion

CapitalCivitas Pacis
LeaderThe Revolutionary Front


The Proud Ukraine Supporters of Frieden-und Freudenland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Revolutionary Front with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.754 billion Frieden-und Freudenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civitas Pacis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Frieden-und Freudenlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,622 trillion Pinkponks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,531 Pinkponks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can tell when Frieden-und Freudenlandians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and political commentators say that The Revolutionary Front's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped. Crime is totally unknown. Frieden-und Freudenland's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Frieden-und Freudenland is ranked 30,533rd in the world and 117th in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.04 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Secular: 204thMost Beautiful Environments: 232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240thBest Weather: 292ndMost Influential: 338thMost Advanced Public Education: 512thLargest Welfare Programs: 524thHighest Food Quality: 553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 598thMost Inclusive: 696thMost Pacifist: 702ndMost Rebellious Youth: 745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 766thMost Cultured: 804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 874thMost Developed: 890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 896thSmartest Citizens: 917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 987thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,012thNicest Citizens: 1,016thSafest: 1,022ndLargest Governments: 1,093rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,175thHealthiest Citizens: 1,406thMost Efficient Economies: 1,588thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,247thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,977thHighest Average Incomes: 4,132ndHighest Economic Output: 4,315thRudest Citizens: 6,697thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,849thLargest Populations: 20,215th
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the region

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