The Kingdom of Atsvea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kristopher-Alger with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.401 billion Atsveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alsdeglarr. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vinnic economy, worth a remarkable 2,894 trillion Krowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 278,336 Krowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the entire entry for Atsvea in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Atsvea's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bear hugging.

Atsvea is ranked 131,520^th in the world and 186^th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,980.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.