Population | 16.14 billion |
Capital | Brasília |
Leader | Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Brazilian real |
Animal | Brazilian panther |
The Federative Republic of Atsvea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.14 billion Brazilians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasília. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Brazilian economy, worth an astonishing 13,824 trillion Brazilian reais a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 856,527 Brazilian reais, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,617,814 per year while the poor average 51,135, a ratio of 109 to 1.
Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and politicians live in luxury. Crime is relatively low. Atsvea's national animal is the Brazilian panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Atsvea is ranked 27,837th in the world and 74th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 1,407.35268957148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, politicians live in luxury.
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Atsvea voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love.
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in Atsvea, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 69 » Lura, Novian Republics, Ransium, Love and Nature, Verdant Haven, Canaltia, Bilsa, Window Land, Kawastyselir, Turbeaux, Candlewhisper Archive, The Black Forrest, Taco Respublic, Caterasia, Middle Barael, Tscharva, Ziotah and Riverside, Eryndlynd, Chilledsville, Alcantaria, Terrabod, Blue Nagia, Cuillin, Wizardonia, Kyratistani, Fartsniffage, Rhodevus, Forest Virginia, Republik Hintonia, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Saint Dolmance, Jamilkhuze, Zerphen, Prusmia, Velichye, Nordustra, Columbiqash, Mount Seymour, Roless, Three Creeks, Tildalandia, Psuke, Motu Tele, Edible Plywood, Einswenn, Ypogegrammeni, Forgotten Beauty, Ownzone, Ecologist Hegemony, York Zionia, and 19 others.Kelipnia, New Chechovenia, Wantevolo, Prydaein, Difin-Per Ubelk, Anxious and Kevin, McClandia Doge 2, Terrawynn, Frieden-und Freudenland, United Malay Federation, Vernidia, Lofia, RIDGELAND, Vantser, Greater Morvonia, Tishanda, VANNHELDR, The Realizer, and Kattenland.