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Most Inclusive: 472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 509thHighest Food Quality: 541st
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
FACE THE FEAR. BUILD THE FUTURE.
Kristopher-Alger
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Atsvea

Population10.401 billion

CapitalAlsdeglarr
LeaderKristopher-Alger
FaithBear hugging

CurrencyKrown
AnimalBrown Bear

The Kingdom of Atsvea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kristopher-Alger with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.401 billion Atsveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alsdeglarr. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vinnic economy, worth a remarkable 2,894 trillion Krowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 278,336 Krowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the entire entry for Atsvea in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Atsvea's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bear hugging.

Atsvea is ranked 131,520th in the world and 186th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,980.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 509thHighest Food Quality: 541stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 545thNicest Citizens: 598thMost Pacifist: 696thSmartest Citizens: 751stMost Developed: 796thMost Beautiful Environments: 839thMost Efficient Economies: 849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 879thHighest Poor Incomes: 881stLongest Average Lifespans: 907thMost Cultured: 916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 958thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,044thLargest Governments: 1,055thHealthiest Citizens: 1,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,133rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,525thMost Secular: 1,544thMost Influential: 1,579thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,650thBest Weather: 1,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,680thSafest: 1,783rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,034thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,137thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,339thLowest Crime Rates: 2,628thHighest Average Incomes: 2,642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,631stHighest Economic Output: 5,311thMost Patriotic: 5,560thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,098thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,435thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,836th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Atsvea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2".
  • : Atsvea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, the entire entry for Atsvea in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Atsvea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, Max Barry is this year's Miss Atsvea.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsvea, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.

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