The Holy Gold of McClandia Doge 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gabe the Sith and Jedi Ruler with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.182 billion Lightsaber Dog and Cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashyyk. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lightsaber Dog and Cat economy, worth 98.8 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 83,616 Galactic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Galactic Credits to support "struggling" industries, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McClandia Doge 2's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McClandia Doge 2 is ranked 128,596^th in the world and 289^th in Forest for Most Politically Free, scoring 53.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.