Valhalla
WA Delegate: 
The 🌸 Theory of Happiness 🌸 of Vrolondia (elected )
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Regional Power: Moderate
Valhalla contains 13 nations, the 1,075th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cheerful Citizens in Valhalla
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Valhalla is ranked 9,180th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Conservative Empire of Illustaria | New York Times Democracy | “Atheists. YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT!” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of KittenHaven | Democratic Socialists | “Love shall overcome all adversity” | |
| 3. |  The Beautiful Land of Laes | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Now with 30% less dictatorship!” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Spoonies | Democratic Socialists | “No spoons left. Only knives.” | |
| 5. | The 🌸 Theory of Happiness 🌸 of Vrolondia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Many a waltz spun awkwardly out of the rain” | |
| 6. |  The Forested Kingdom of The Elba | Left-Leaning College State | “Lush green lands” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Shaxarius | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freedom and common sense will reign.” | |
| 8. |  The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serviens Paffniae quoque” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of Island under the Winds | Libertarian Police State | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Moon Rocket | Authoritarian Democracy | “Hey diddle diddle” |
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Regional Happenings
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The State of Canyamel of the region Wanderlust proposed constructing embassies.
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The Ethereal Imperial Reich of The Unfree Germanic Peoples of the region Kaiserreich in exile proposed constructing embassies.
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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos of the region Fredonia proposed constructing embassies.
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The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta of the region Micro Union proposed constructing embassies.
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The Royal Dominion of The Republic of Elegance of the region Winterspell Confederation proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between India and Valhalla.
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The Samrajya of Hindu Mahasabha of the region India ordered the closure of its embassy in Valhalla.
- : Valhalla high school ceased to exist.
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The Empire of Skalka of the region Kremlin proposed constructing embassies.
- : Cataleya ceased to exist.
Valhalla Regional Message Board
Loading...New update from your friends at 10000 Islands:
10000 Islands Emissary Update
Date: November 2018
Population: 1,302
Delegate Endorsements: 346
Forum: 
http://10000islands.proboards.com/
The following is the Emissary Report for November 2018.
Government
As of this report's publication, the government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~ Chief Executive: 
Woonsocket
~ WA Delegate: 
Kuriko
~ Senator of Lyonesse East: 
Louisistan
~ Senator of Himes West: Siuts
~ Senator of Blue Canaria North: 
Sargon Reman
~ Senior Senator of New Republica South: 
Jabberwocky
~ Minister of Immigration: New ecopia
~ Minister of Labor: 
Paffnia
~ Minister of Education: 
The United Royal Islands of Euramathania
TITO Command
As of the publication of this report, TITO command consists of:
~ Commander-in-Chief: Woonsocket
~ Tactical Officer: 
Kortexia
~ Tactical Officer: 
Kanta Hame
~ Tactical Officer: 
Aschente
~ Tactical Officer: Aersoldorf
~ EF Tactical Officer: 
Smugglers and Mercs
~ Executive Officer: 
Hakketomat
Political News
The Senate seats of Himes West and Lyonnesse East both were up for election this November.
New Ecopia ran unopposed for Himes West on a agenda of reinvigorating the 10KI Casino, while Louisistan ran unopposed for Lyonnesse East on the basis of implementing the House Shield Competition that is the responsibility of the Senate seat.
Both eventually won but New Ecopia had to immediately vacate the Senate due to his appointment to the post of Minister of Immigration because Lethoica ceased to exist. Chief Executive Woonsocket thus appointed Siuts back to the position of Himes West temporarily until the next election is held in January 2019. The Himes West seat will then be held as a special election in January with Blue Canaria North and New Republica South. Meanwhile Jabberwocky was upgraded to Senior Senator in place of Siuts since the latter's reappointment.
News Around the Islands
- In November Delegate Kuriko led a week-long visit to Deutschland.
- The Council of Nine ratified a Treaty with its longtime ally Yggdrasil.
- Flemingisa was hired as Deputy Senator for Lyonnesse East.
Recent and Upcoming Holidays
November 4, Wootsockens Day – Celebrating and commemorating the union of Woonsocket and Wordy on the anniversary of their XKI wedding.
November 5, Ananke Day – commemorating former Delegate and Islander great Ananke.
November 15, Shelter’s Taco Island Day – commemorating Taco Island’s most popular forum, Taco Island.
December 1, Improving Wordiness Day – celebrating and commemorating Wordy.
December 6, TITO Medal Day – commemorating and honoring TITO nations who have received earned medals in the service and sacrifice to the Islands.
Written by Sargon Reman
Merry Christmas Valhalla!
Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas Valhalla from Texas!
Hey all, election time in Yggdrasil! Don't forget that Valhalla nations can vote in the Yggdrasil election!
Miporin VS Tiku, who will win on the field of honour?!
What do you guys think? Should we recruit and open borders, or keep the password?
OH! My favorite type of issue!
The Issue
This morning’s strategy meeting was brought to a grinding halt when you and your cabinet were subjected to the worst pot of tea you have ever had the misfortune of suffering. The leaves weren’t properly brewed, the milk was skimmed AND powdered, the water was lukewarm, and the sugar bowl was full of salt...
The Debate
“Oh gosh Leader, I’m so sorry I don’t know how to make your boiled leaf water,” spits Georgina, the ever-sarcastic secretary responsible for the offending brew. “I was busy learning trivialities like typing, minute-taking, IT skills, and calendar organising. How about you all drink Eckie-cola from now on, instead? In fact, you should get rid of tea from the whole of GRO II: it’s a drink for old farts and fuddy-duddies anyway.”
Accept
“Look, I’m the Secretary of State, the damn Secretary of State, I say, and even I know how to make tea properly,” complains your elderly Secretary of State, pointing to the desk nameplate that says Secretary of State. “The problem with young people today, well, besides being constantly glued to their Pear Phones, is that they don’t know how to slow down and take their time. We should make tea-making and kitchen skills a part of the national curriculum, and encourage all those teenagers and twenty-somethings to stop rushing around, and to appreciate a proper tea service.”
Accept
“Pfft, slow-mo food and drink is so last century,” mocks Larry MacDonald, your Chief of Science, while digging into his microwave burrito. “What you need is instant tea, in a can, with some sort of heating widget that triggers with the ring pull, and plenty of preservatives to make it last. Once again, science has the answer! So, shall I assign some government grants for food technology research, or what?”
Accept
“Oolongs for better tea?” giggles Rosalia Sims, your pun-loving Minister of Agriculture, and your Cabinet brace themselves for an onslaught of tea-related puns. “Can we Matcha solution to the problem? Can we Rize to the occasion? Did you read that report I Sencha? Did I get things down to a tea, my Darjeelings?” In the face of blank faces and silence, she changes tack. “Uh... anyway, coffee. Coffee is easier to make and nicer. Subsidise coffee growers.”
Accept
Recruit and open the border.
New update from your friends at 10000 Islands:
10000 Islands Emissary Update
Date: November 2018
Population: 1172
Delegate Endorsements: 350
Forum: http://10000islands.proboards.com
The following is the Emissary Report for December 2018.
Government
As of this report's publication, the government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~ Chief Executive: Woonsocket
~ WA Delegate: Kuriko
~ Senator of Lyonesse East: Louisistan
~ Senior Senator of Himes West: Siuts
~ Senator of Blue Canaria North: Sargon Reman
~ Senator of New Republica South: Jabberwocky
~ Minister of Immigration: New ecopia
~ Minister of Labor: Paffnia
~ Minister of Education: The United Royal Islands of Euramathania
TITO Command
As of the publication of this report, TITO command consists of:
~ Commander-in-Chief: Woonsocket
~ Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~ Tactical Officer: Kortexia
~ Tactical Officer: Aschente
~ Tactical Officer: Aersoldorf
~ EF Tactical Officer: Smugglers and Mercs
~ Executive Officer: Hakketomat
News Around The Islands
- Nominations for the Seventh Annual Paffnia Prize are now open.
- Longtime Islander Mutanatia has returned to XKI!
- The stock market is back online after a brief period of being down, thanks to Louisistan.
- Election nominations are open for Blue Canaria North, New Republica South and Himes West.
- The 14th House Cup and Shield Competition has begun as of January 1st and will last until January 31st.
- Delegate Kuriko has authored and successfully passed Condemn Macedon.
- In December Delegate Kuriko led a weekend visit to The Hole To Hide In.
- 10000 Islands accepted and opened an embassy with South Pacific.
Written by Sargon Reman
New update from your friends at 10000 Islands:
10000 Islands Emissary Update
Date: January 2019
Population: 1,114
Delegate Endorsements: 335
Forum: http://10000islands.proboards.com
The following is the Emissary Report for January 2019.
Government
As of this report's publication, the government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~ Chief Executive: Woonsocket
~ WA Delegate: Kuriko
~ Senator of Lyonesse East: Louisistan
~ Senator of Himes West: 
Twobagger
~ Senator of Blue Canaria North: Sargon Reman
~ Senior Senator of New Republica South: Jabberwocky
~ Minister of Immigration: New ecopia
~ Minister of Labor: Paffnia
~ Minister of Education: 
Markanite
TITO Command
As of the publication of this report, TITO command consists of:
~ Commander-in-Chief: Woonsocket
~ Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~ Tactical Officer: Kortexia
~ Tactical Officer: 
Sorya
~ Tactical Officer: 
Shy Guyia
~ EF Tactical Officer: Smugglers and Mercs
~ Executive Officer: Hakketomat
~ Executive Officer: Aschente
Political News
An election was held in January for the Senate seats of Blue Canaria North and New Republica South, with a special election for the Himes West Senate seat as well. Sargon Reman ran unopposed for Blue Canaria North while Twobagger and Siuts ran in a very tight race for Himes West. Jabberwocky and the esteemed Markanite contended for the New Republica South Senate seat but Markanite withdrew after being chosen as the new Minister of Education just three days before the conclusion of the election. Sargon Reman, Jabberwocky and Twobagger are the January election winners.
News Around The Islands
- Senior Senator Jabberwocky has won Taco Island Charities' Seventh Annual Paffnia Prize! Kortexia has won the 
Baden-Wuerttemberg Ruby Prize and Kuriko and 
Alkasia have won the Baden-Wuerttemberg Opal Prize.
- Chief Executive Woonsocket has named Markanite as the next Minister of Education
- Delegate Kuriko led a visit to the region of Canada.
- Minister of Education Markanite has hired 
Na Kanaka Isles, 
The Tasmanian Islands, and 
Alemputo to the 10000 Islands Official Welcome Committee.
- Minister of Education Markanite has hired 
The Soylent Green Party, 
Free Land of Rebellium, 
Dustwind, and The Tasmanian Islands to the TIBOE (Ten thousand Islands Brigade of Official Endorsers) program.
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Tuga Nation has been named Deputy Minister of Education.
- The Council rejected NS 286-1: Driselbia Embassy Request by consensus because members of the region were active raiders/imperialist.
- The Council rejected NS 286-2: New Western Atlantic Embassy Request Request by consensus due to the result of the last embassy request vote.
- The Council passed NS 286-3: South Pacific Embassy Request 4-0, with 1 abstention and 4 delegations to the delegate's prerogative
- Paffnia, longtime 10KI citizen, was Commended by the WA Security Council. Congratulations Paffnia! This brings the number of Commended islanders to five.
- Sargon Reman has been appointed Regional Reserve Chair.
Written by Sargon Reman
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