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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,096th
The Student Body of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Orange Nation
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Valhalla High School

Population9.225 billion

CapitalThe Principal's Office
LeaderPrinciple
FaithEducation

Currencydollar
Animalnorseman

The Student Body of Valhalla High School is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Principle with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.225 billion Valhalla High Schoolers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Principal's Office. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valhalla High Schoolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 157,647 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valhalla High School's national animal is the norseman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Education.

Valhalla High School is ranked 2,131st in the world and 1st in Valhalla for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 12,776.09 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,131stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,096thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,169thBest Weather: 4,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,392ndMost Developed: 4,516thSmartest Citizens: 5,482ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,574thMost Pacifist: 7,488thHighest Food Quality: 7,932ndMost Cultured: 8,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,976thLargest Governments: 10,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,878thMost Efficient Economies: 10,891stMost Inclusive: 12,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,445thHighest Average Incomes: 13,462ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,396thMost Secular: 15,570thNicest Citizens: 15,895thLargest Retail Industry: 16,018thLowest Crime Rates: 16,607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,674thMost Average: 18,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,437thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,130thHealthiest Citizens: 20,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,542ndHighest Drug Use: 26,740th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Valhalla High School was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhalla High School, you're only as old as you feel.

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