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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia (elected )

Founder: The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 280th Largest Black Market: 433rd Most Influential: 701st+15
Fattest Citizens: 803rd Most Avoided: 958th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,098th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,142nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,263rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,375th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,376th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,424th Largest Mining Sector: 1,449th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,488th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,526th Highest Economic Output: 1,614th Most Devout: 1,875th Highest Average Incomes: 1,987th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,102nd
World Factbook Entry

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of LinkMordor! where the Shadows lie

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One does not simply walk into Mordor...
And get away with it!
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Will Sauron ever notice that I edited this in here? Only time can tell.

LinkMoRNaR! Our first official nation based Roleplaying Game!

LinkRoleplaying Map for Mordor

Mordor's Official Theme Song
LinkNazgul Theme



  1. 5

    Welcome To Mordor: A guide for newcomers.

    MetaGameplay by Nazguls . 207 reads.

  2. 7

    Sauron Wants You!

    MetaGameplay by Nazguls . 310 reads.

  3. 6

    Collection of LotR Memes

    BulletinOpinion by Malkir . 235 reads.

Embassies: Rhun, Isengard, Mines of Moria, 10000 Islands, Lothlorien, Lazarus, the Rejected Realms, Renegade Islands Alliance, The Skeleton Army, Minas Tirith, gondor, Sauron, the West Pacific, The North Pacific, Warzone Europe, the Pacific, and 11 others.Rohan, Hell, One big Island, Valhalla, Hobbiton, Middle Earth Roleplay, The Order of the Grey Wardens, The Shire, Middle Earth, Mount Doom, and Shadowlands of Mordor.

Tags: Featured, Offsite Forums, Map, Large, Fantasy Tech, Role Player, Offsite Chat, General Assembly, Security Council, Defender, Game Player, Regional Government, and 2 others.World Assembly, and Fandom.

Regional Power: High

Mordor contains 52 nations, the 280th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in Mordor

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 433rd in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dark Shadow Domain of MaorukeIron Fist Consumerists“Mornie utķliŽ”
2.The Grand kingdom of 9003Iron Fist Consumerists“There taking the hobbits to isengrade”
3.The Dominion of Unknown SovereigntyIron Fist Consumerists“In blackest night, forget the light!”
4.The Whats Left of Right Butt CheekPsychotic Dictatorship“we are what's left.”
5.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Strength by Superiority”
6.The Underground fortress of UtumnoCorporate Police State“Where can i run, how can i hide, THE SILMARILS!”
7.The Missing Whole of Left Butt CheekLeft-wing Utopia“We Are The Better Half”
8.The Black Planet of ShaggaiPsychotic Dictatorship“At the end of all things, Chaos waits.”
9.The United Federated Kingdom of SpookistamIron Fist Consumerists“Long Live The King!”
10.The Dictatorship of JohanniteIron Fist Consumerists“Follow or Perish”
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And Peter Jackson dropped them again, ostensibly because he didn't want to have to dress Goldberry in PG clothing.

The Arcane Brotherhood wrote:And Peter Jackson dropped them again, ostensibly because he didn't want to have to dress Goldberry in PG clothing.

what?
plus i dont think that goldberry has too many clothes anyways

Anyone know what to do about the zombies?

Nyyx

The Triple Consortium wrote:Anyone know what to do about the zombies?


Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.... brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssss!

Nyyx and Left Butt Cheek

So we survived both zombies and Marilyn Manson? :p

Which feast would you most like to attend? Part 1.
From the books Roverandom, Smith of Wootton Major, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit. (LOTR waits for part 2.)
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Hail Mordor! The next issue of Hell's Bells is hot off the demonic presses!

Issue XXVII: Six Feet for the Devil (Operation Bite-Mark)


Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.

November 13th, 2017
Issue XXVII. LinkSix Feet for the Devil

Index
I. Operation Bite-Mark
II. Spotlight News
-NS World Fair
III. Ask Fredd!
IV. President of Underworld
V. Artwork of the Damned
-Pumped up Stats
VI. New Sheriff In Town

Nuke Day, Operation Bite-Mark, and How the Devil Ate their Brains
Article by, The Stalker

It all began on the eve of the Mad Kingís third year anniversary of ruling Hell, August 29th, the mods had decided to celebrate this by marking the date as the start of the annual Nuke Day game.

Once again the The Horsemen of the Apocalypse would ride. Hell, Underworld, Glass Gallows, Middle Earth, Hippy Haven, and all bringers of the apocalypse reunited for round two.

While the first N day had been a mad spree of nonstop attacking everyone resulting in high strike count, but ultimately leading the Horsemen being demolished by everyone in return. Round two allowed for a more planned and calculated approach, making allies and out maneuvering our enemies allowing us to maintain 10th place for the bulk of the event, sitting up there with factions 3 to 10 times our size.

There the Mad King and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse sat, a twisted King Author narrative played out sitting around the round table deciding who next to nuke. Then towards the end of the event Paul Revere burst in the door screaming the nukes are coming!

The United Free Alliance faction based out of the region The Free Nations Region had been watching. The supposedly defender region saw the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the only successful high ranking founderless region based faction and thought hereís a good target to destroy. So they infiltrated Hellís discord and plotted their strike.

The Mad King pleaded his case, think of the demon babies he screamed as nukes laid waste countless sinful demonic souls. Nuking the dreams of the founderless communities who worked so hard on one of the few events theyíre on a fair footing for. Causing the Horsemen to fall from 10th to 12th place, taking almost half our score.

The Mad King knew he couldnít let this slide. I mean who nukes the King of Hell and gets away with it? So he thought of a plot, and he thought of it fast.

Thus Operation Bite-Mark was born.

A highly trained covert team of Zombie Ninjas began moving nations into The Free Nations Region throughout the following months. Lead by the Mad King The Stalker, the team included; Daisy Johnson, New Paristan, Freddland, Aibohphobia, The Iron Helm, Mrev the Dead Goblin, Donkervader, SherpDaWerp, Vogel Tori, Eothania, -Anton Szandor LaVey-, and Irishplace.

The Stalker and his 12th zombie apostles set forth on their mission to get brain eating revenge against those who had nuked the Horsemen. At the start of the event The Free Nations Region had roughly 330 nations in the region, with approximately 15-20% of those nations moved in by Operation Bite-Mark. The amount of puppets per team member varied greatly, with the Stalker having over 25+, Daisy Johnson had roughly a dozen, and the rest ranging from half a dozen to just one or two.

The attack plan was to hit them hard and hit them fast soon as the event begun, and it went flawlessly. At the start of the event Operation Bite-Mark went to work, targeting large inactive nations to do the most damage and avoid detection from active players. Working thought was theyíd start ejecting nations as they caught them hording other nations, but that with enough nations embracing the horde and carefully using just a few puppets at a time throughout the event we could cripple any chance of survival.

However it soon became clear no one with border controls was on for the first few hours of the event. With Zombie hordes so easily researchable, and it taking over an hour to research the cure. Operation Bite-Mark quickly turned into a slaughter. We focused on taking down anyone researching the cure, their leadership, and anyone active. An hour or two in the mission was already a success, but we kept at it devouring and consuming their brains into the night. Most players logging on to find themselves zombified. Revenge never tasted so good.

Meanwhile in Hell, this year was the first year Hell ever survived, coming in 21st place for most survivors and no infect, with 731 billion survivors and no deaths.

Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.

Spotlight News
Compiled by, The Stalker

NS World Fair VI

This yearís NS World Fair has begun preparations! Scheduled to run from December 15th through December 21st, will be accepting bids for regional host now till November 20th.

Hell will once again be in attendance, to corrupt the masses and further our goals of conquering NationStates through a demonic cult shadow government that runs Gameplay.
LinkLast yearís booth
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(Hell's Bells welcome submissions for future Spotlight News articles, contact The Stalker for details.)

Ask Fredd!
Advice Column by, Freddland

Fredd,
How often do you get comments for Hells Bells?

Dytarma

Dharma,
Almost never (if they know whatís good for them).

Fredd
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Fredd,
How did you start out with this column?

Dytarma

Guarana,
Persistent little bugger, arenít you? I was tricked into it. I thought I was signing a contract with Stalker for a cool set of Ginsu knives, but I didnít read the fine print. Turns out I have to write this column for all eternity. And the knives were dull after a week. Rotten bastard.

Fredd
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The Iron Helm elected Second President of Underworld!
Compiled by, The Stalker

Congratulations to The Iron Helm, former Speaker of Underworld, on being elected the second President of Underworld!

Voting Results
The Iron Helm: 5
Comfortes: 0
Bloodmoses: 1
(Voting open only to WA Underworlders.)

Campaign Speech

My people, sons and daughters of Underworld,

The President is the heart of our land, our traditions are its body, and the people, its blood. I believe that one day we shall rule NS my friends. Our armies shall thunder across the endless lands and it shall tremble beneath them, as in the beginning the very earth shook beneath the wings of our dark master as he fell from the heavens to our realm. He was Underworld, just as I am Underworld and you are Underworld. His face is my face, and your face. His strength, our strength, for his purpose runs through our veins. Our former President Eothania, labored diligently to build Underworld into a monument of greatness that now watches over us. When it was complete, so to was his time to rule complete, yet even as our President departed from the seat of power, I who served him best, stood ready. And a new day dawned for Underworld. In time, each President must heed the call of our great master and depart these lands to serve a greater purpose, for the day his reign comes to an end so continues the eternal vigilance of his successors. The Helm stands now, as it always has, ready to serve and to defend. As speaker of the people, I have watched our realm grow, and I have seen the future of our kind; stand with me now, and I shall be your sword and shield. This I vow to you my friends, while I serve our hallowed land, so shall the long dark of Underworld endure!

Acceptance Speech

My People,
Sons and daughters of the endless darkness, we have seen the ending of another era in our region, the passing of the torch to another generation. It is with great dignity, solemn resolve, and unending gratefulness that by your will, I assume the mantle of leadership. I vow that this day shall begin a new era for Underworld, and together we will rise to greatness unknown in our history. I cannot accomplish this goal alone, it will require you, you the strength in my arm and the holders of my dreams. Together we shall make Underworld great, united, and undivided. Thank you my people, and may the long dark of Underworld Endure!

Artwork of the Damned
"Pumped up Stats - Dasa Rodiland"
Parody of LinkPumped up Kicks by, Dasa Rodiland

All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my gun
All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my armies.

Max Barry works a long day, Heís commin to me, with a big update, I canít wait for mor stats, theyíre gonna happen, sometime in the future

All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my gun
All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my armies.
[x2]

Moderatorís gotta quick hand, heís loaded with bans, so inevitably hitting all the innocents, gotta watch out, gotta watch out.

All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my gun
All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my armies.
[x3]

*Instrumental*

*whistling*

All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my gun
All the other nations with the pumped up stats ya better run better run, faster than my armies.
*bows*

New Sheriff In Town, Beginning Legacy Of Eothania aka Asmodeus
Article by, Eothania

Where do I begin? Hmmm, letís start with when I first joined Underworld, well second time. Felt like years ago but really it was about 4 months or so. The first time I joined Underworld was a bit over a year ago but had complications in life so I stopped playing on NS. Anyway, joining Underworld was the best decision I made on NS over my many years of playing. First time I introduced myself on the Discord, I felt like I belonged. Everyone was great, easy to get along with and active. So after introducing myself and getting comfortable with the community as well as talking with Stalker, a big opportunity rose. The first ever presidential elections in Underworld. I thought to myself, itís a opportunity to really connect with everyone and help make a difference. So I ran as a candidate and soon after was picked to be president of a great region. It was a big responsibility and a lot of work but I managed to get through it. The bonus of it was besides also being WA Delegate, I got to meet more great people in the community. Had a great team to work with during the beginning phase of my presidency. Sadly after a month, my team started to become inactive and I was left with just one official, Iron Helm and Stalker. Despite doing a lot by myself in the sense, it wasnít bad. I got to understand what it really takes to be a leader and work for a better cause. During my last phase of being president, we got a new Overlord, Daisy. She helped me keep Underworld going in the right path. I couldnít have done what I did without the great people supporting me in Underworld. So now after serving a little over two months as President and WA Delegate, I agreed to enter the inferno of Hell. It is currently now where I reside and will continue to until the end. Now that Iím in Hell, I shall do what Iíve done in Underworld and keep us going in a positive path for growth.

You canít wait for opportunity to knock on your door, break down the door and make opportunity work for yourself. Life is full of chances, life is full of pain and even though the struggles may be overwhelming, you learn from it and you become something better for yourself and for others.

- Asmodeus

We hope you've enjoyed our twenty-seventh issue of Hell's Bells. Nations interested in contributing to future issues should contact The Stalker for details.

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Hope you guys enjoy!

It's been a while since I have given you a poll to vote on. ^^

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muhahahha I run the least desirable country in Mordor!

9003 wrote:muhahahha I run the least desirable country in Mordor!

may your "citizens" never find rest under service to the Dark Lord.

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