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Most Valuable International Artwork: 286thLargest Populations: 398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,279th
The Hive Mind of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Economy
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Testlandia

Population45.234 billion

CapitalTést City
LeaderViolet
FaithNeo-Violetism

CurrencyKro-bro-ünze
Animal★★★ nautilus ★★★

The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Violet with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 45.234 billion Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tést City. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,011 trillion Kro-bro-ünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 66,574 Kro-bro-ünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Violet as 'that Bigtopian puppet', dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Violet's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and Testlandians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 11,893rd in the world and 5th in Testregionia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.43 years.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 286thLargest Populations: 398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,956thTop
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Best Weather: 3,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,372ndMost Influential: 7,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,186thHighest Economic Output: 7,308thMost Cultured: 10,236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,708thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,683rdSafest: 13,229thHighest Food Quality: 13,760thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,910thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,654thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,165thHealthiest Citizens: 26,516th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Testlandia was endorsed by The Confederacy of The Pandin Republic.
  • : Testlandia was endorsed by The Republic of Balkans Empire.
  • : Testlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Testlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential.
  • : Testlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Testlandia lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Testlandia, Testlandians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon.
  • : Following new legislation in Testlandia, Violet's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Testlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Testlandia, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.

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