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The House at Pooh Corner RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Aborted Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker

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Most Rebellious Youth: 307th Largest Black Market: 532nd Fattest Citizens: 724th+11
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 915th Nudest: 923rd Most Nations: 1,261st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,341st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,530th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,852nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,928th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,961st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,328th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,413th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,424th
World Factbook Entry

You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky


We are a small region comprised of somewhat confused animals, minerals, and vegetables. Visitors are welcome, but we don't exchange embassies unless we have a great deal in common with a region (which should probably worry those few regions with whom we do have embassies). Please feel free to drop in, play Pooh Sticks, and enjoy muffins and mimosas. But most of all, HAVE FUN




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    MetaReference by Kate Walker . 35 reads.

Embassies: The Respected Realms, Yggdrasil, Thanksgiving, Firefly, Agora, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Local Supermarket, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Christmas, Where the Wild Things Are, The Sands, Avadam Inn, Philosophy 115, and Traveling Wilburys.

Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, LGBT, Magical, Medium, Multi-Species, and Social.

The House at Pooh Corner contains 12 nations, the 1,261st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in The House at Pooh Corner

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

As a region, The House at Pooh Corner is ranked 6,702nd in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sentai Team of PR SamuraiMoralistic Democracy“Go go samurai!”
2.The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and WolvesFather Knows Best State“It's animal behavior”
3.The Aborted Syberian Wanderings of Kate WalkerTyranny by Majority“I don't wanna Play House”
4.The Corporate Alliance of Shark BoyIron Fist Consumerists“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”
5.The Ambassador of The Respected RealmsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Gimme Some Respect”
6.The Family of Flopsy BunniesAnarchy“We love carrots”
7.The Discoverian Enclave of DiscLimaxDemocratic Socialists“Hatred is blind, as well as love”
8.The Deceptive Mundanity of The Wardrobe in the Spare RoomCivil Rights Lovefest“More spacious than you'd think”
9.The Rabbit Hole Speleology of Alice Pleasance LiddellAnarchy“Curiouser and Curiouser”
10.The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly RhinocerosCivil Rights Lovefest“Embrace the Wool”
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The House at Pooh Corner Regional Message Board

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:AaaoooooowwooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooh!

*rattles head back and forth*

Wolves are so very loud.

Should we follow? I am fine with simply going back, if you'd like. But I will also follow along, should you so prefer...

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:*rattles head back and forth*

Wolves are so very loud.

Should we follow? I am fine with simply going back, if you'd like. But I will also follow along, should you so prefer...

It sounded to me like dey tought dey had found a friend. You must have wolf-sensitive ears; I could barely hear dem. I tink you should go back. We haven't heard from dem sharks at all, and if dis ting wid da horns and pipes is friendly, dey might need to be dissuaded from attacking it.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:We haven't heard from dem sharks at all, and if dis ting wid da horns and pipes is friendly, dey might need to be dissuaded from attacking it.

Mmm, fine point, fine point. Surely allowing sharks and wolves to attack a new guest would be poor hospitality...mustn't allow that.

'course, who's the guest and who's the host when you're lost in a strange wood together? Maybe you carry about you're own home on your back like a snail, in a sense and if you will, and so each is host and guest at once?

Anyways, best be getting back now.

What has become of our wolfs dere? Are dey lost? Has someting eaten dem? Dem sharks say dey is our friends, but dey looks dangerous to me. And what about dat ting wid da horns? I tink someting has gone very wrong. I would go in after dem, but we has no jurisdiction dere, and we don't want to cause an international incident!

*trudges back through the Wardrobe and into the snowy wood*

*takes a moment to dive headlong in a snowbank and roll over and over in the fine powder*

*gets up and shakes away the snow from his fur in a great white cloud, before continuing on to find the sharks and the wolves*

Woolly Rhinoceros wrote:*trudges back through the Wardrobe and into the snowy wood*

*takes a moment to dive headlong in a snowbank and roll over and over in the fine powder*

*gets up and shakes away the snow from his fur in a great white cloud, before continuing on to find the sharks and the wolves*

*The sharks join in.*

“Such children.”


canine and ungulate and gilled-ones, alike, follow the horned piper through the wood. light seems to emanate from him, almost like an aura, for you can follow his glow as he prances ahead, just as well as you can follow his tracks in the snow. falling ice crystals shimmer in his bestial phosphorescence, and tiny rainbows dance in their wake. a clearing appears in the wood up ahead, a meadow bathed in moonlight from the breach in the canopy above. in the center of the glade, a cleft in the earth opens obliquely, deeper than the moonlight can reveal. and some clever creature has carved rough-hewn stairs that spiral downward into the darkness below.

"Come, new friends. It's just down this spiral staircase, it be. Down, down, and a little to the left. But definitely down."

*he plays a few notes on his pipes before beginning the descent*

"Come if you wish to follow. Follow if you wish to see. See if I care, either way..."

I don't like dis. Staircases leading down into da ground like dat. It's unnatural. Dere is probly a minotaur or a pack of dem Orcs or sumting hiding down dere. I hope da wolfs and dem sharks is up to da challenge.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves wrote:I hope da wolfs and dem sharks is up to da challenge.

Me too. I may be big, but I'm a real softy when you get down to it.

Spiral staircases usually lead to royal ballrooms, in my experience...though, I will admit, they aren't usually built in bare earth like this...Maybe it's a ballroom for moles and groundhogs..?

*From very very far away*

AaaoooooowwooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooh!

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