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Embassies: The Respected Realms, Yggdrasil, Thanksgiving, Firefly, Agora, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Local Supermarket, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Christmas, Where the Wild Things Are, The Sands, Avadam Inn, Philosophy 115, and Traveling Wilburys.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Gambling Industry in The House at Pooh Corner
The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.
As a region, The House at Pooh Corner is ranked 6,702nd in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
|1.||The Sentai Team of PR Samurai||Moralistic Democracy||“Go go samurai!”|
|2.||The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves||Father Knows Best State||“It's animal behavior”|
|3.||The Aborted Syberian Wanderings of Kate Walker||Tyranny by Majority||“I don't wanna Play House”|
|4.||The Corporate Alliance of Shark Boy||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”|
|5.||The Ambassador of The Respected Realms||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Gimme Some Respect”|
|6.||The Family of Flopsy Bunnies||Anarchy||“We love carrots”|
|7.||The Discoverian Enclave of DiscLimax||Democratic Socialists||“Hatred is blind, as well as love”|
|8.||The Deceptive Mundanity of The Wardrobe in the Spare Room||Civil Rights Lovefest||“More spacious than you'd think”|
|9.||The Rabbit Hole Speleology of Alice Pleasance Liddell||Anarchy||“Curiouser and Curiouser”|
|10.||The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Embrace the Wool”|
- : The Hopeful Laughter of The Voice of ARB rejected Empire Overlords's request for regional embassies.
- : The United of we can't of Nister of the region Empire Overlords proposed constructing embassies.
- : The United States of Tonirachland departed this region for The Bar on the corner of every region.
- : Embassy established between Traveling Wilburys and The House at Pooh Corner.
- : The United States of Tonirachland arrived from The West Pacific.
- : The Hopeful Laughter of The Voice of ARB agreed to construct embassies with Traveling Wilburys.
- : The Kingdom of Charlie T Wilbury Jr of the region Traveling Wilburys proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Hopeful Laughter of The Voice of ARB rejected Art's request for regional embassies.
- : The Aesthetic Bohemian of Starving Artist of the region Art proposed constructing embassies.
- : The United Kingdom of Cadburys cream egg ceased to exist.
The House at Pooh Corner Regional Message Board
It sounded to me like dey tought dey had found a friend. You must have wolf-sensitive ears; I could barely hear dem. I tink you should go back. We haven't heard from dem sharks at all, and if dis ting wid da horns and pipes is friendly, dey might need to be dissuaded from attacking it.
Mmm, fine point, fine point. Surely allowing sharks and wolves to attack a new guest would be poor hospitality...mustn't allow that.
'course, who's the guest and who's the host when you're lost in a strange wood together? Maybe you carry about you're own home on your back like a snail, in a sense and if you will, and so each is host and guest at once?
Anyways, best be getting back now.
What has become of our wolfs dere? Are dey lost? Has someting eaten dem? Dem sharks say dey is our friends, but dey looks dangerous to me. And what about dat ting wid da horns? I tink someting has gone very wrong. I would go in after dem, but we has no jurisdiction dere, and we don't want to cause an international incident!
*trudges back through the Wardrobe and into the snowy wood*
*takes a moment to dive headlong in a snowbank and roll over and over in the fine powder*
*gets up and shakes away the snow from his fur in a great white cloud, before continuing on to find the sharks and the wolves*
canine and ungulate and gilled-ones, alike, follow the horned piper through the wood. light seems to emanate from him, almost like an aura, for you can follow his glow as he prances ahead, just as well as you can follow his tracks in the snow. falling ice crystals shimmer in his bestial phosphorescence, and tiny rainbows dance in their wake. a clearing appears in the wood up ahead, a meadow bathed in moonlight from the breach in the canopy above. in the center of the glade, a cleft in the earth opens obliquely, deeper than the moonlight can reveal. and some clever creature has carved rough-hewn stairs that spiral downward into the darkness below.
"Come, new friends. It's just down this spiral staircase, it be. Down, down, and a little to the left. But definitely down."
*he plays a few notes on his pipes before beginning the descent*
"Come if you wish to follow. Follow if you wish to see. See if I care, either way..."
Me too. I may be big, but I'm a real softy when you get down to it.
Spiral staircases usually lead to royal ballrooms, in my experience...though, I will admit, they aren't usually built in bare earth like this...Maybe it's a ballroom for moles and groundhogs..?