The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 12.288 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 3,531 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 287,391 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 11,753^rd in the world and 3^rd in Regionless for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,319.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.