The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.122 billion Australians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 3,359 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 237,871 Dollarydoos, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the government merely pays lip service to Christianity, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Australian rePublic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 34,110^th in the world and 3^rd in Regionless for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.