The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.556 billion Australians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 4,579 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 276,592 Dollarydoos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,171,836 per year while the poor average 8,806, a ratio of 246 to 1.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and Australian rePublic successfully hosted the Regionless Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 212,337^th in the world and 23^rd in Regionless for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.