The Fderation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.316 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 9,836 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 388,558 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Safe drinking water is considered a luxury, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, pranking is an art form, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australian rePublic's national animal is the KANGAROO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 6,368^th in the world and 2^nd in Regionless for Most Patriotic, with 78.59 flags saluted per person per day.