The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 19.844 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 6,816 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 343,491 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, children often kick Kangaroos for amusement, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 268,993^rd in the world and 35^th in Regionless for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.