The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.525 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 3,671 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 293,097 Dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, and former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 161,731^st in the world and 10^th in Regionless for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.