The Fderation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 21.358 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 7,583 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 355,077 Dollarydoos, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are divided over Steven Jot's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 294,980^th in the world and 40^th in Regionless for Fattest Citizens, with 5.44 Obesity Rate.