The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.407 billion Australians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 5,803 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 315,263 Dollarydoos, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 239,564^th in the world and 22^nd in Regionless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 24.18 law-abiding acts per hour.