The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.463 billion Australians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 5,143 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 294,547 Dollarydoos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 850,584 per year while the poor average 80,923, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 1,423^rd in the world and 1^st in Regionless for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 517.08 Bank.