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The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Valhalla

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Loving Couple of ShipFan	Moralistic Democracy	“I ship it.”
2.	The Student Body of Valhalla High School	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Orange Nation”
3.	The Sultanate of The Urkerrith	Moralistic Democracy	“Might Makes Right”
4.	The Republic of Moon Rocket	Authoritarian Democracy	“Hey diddle diddle”
5.	The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Serviens Paffniae quoque”
6.	The Queendom of KittenHaven	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Love shall overcome all adversity”
7.	The Vrolondia of GRO II	Capitalist Paradise	“through Fire and Metal”
8.	The Republic of Yclept	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“You can call me Ray...”
9.	The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon	Corrupt Dictatorship	“💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦”
10.	The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain”