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Nudest: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 30thMost Armed: 33rd
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Population25.989 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.989 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,762 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 375,640 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese, giant dancing howler monkeys with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 286,706th in the world and 305th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 1.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Nudest: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 30thMost Armed: 33rdRudest Citizens: 35thHighest Drug Use: 41stMost Rebellious Youth: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thFattest Citizens: 76thMost Avoided: 118thLargest Retail Industry: 150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 163rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 340thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 342ndLargest Gambling Industry: 432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 503rdHighest Economic Output: 902ndMost Inclusive: 940thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,004thHighest Average Incomes: 1,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,964thMost Cultured: 2,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,727thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,808thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,975thLargest Mining Sector: 3,546thMost Influential: 4,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,607thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,397thHighest Food Quality: 6,999thLargest Populations: 7,226thSmartest Citizens: 7,274thMost Efficient Economies: 10,795thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,808thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,865thMost Secular: 13,247thLargest Black Market: 13,973rdTop
Most Politically Free: 23,500thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,856th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the region

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