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Nudest: 3rdRudest Citizens: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 69th
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Population17.867 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.867 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,916 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 275,197 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The newest shade developed by Brocklandia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', motorbike jousters live young and die fast, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others, and the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 143rd in the world and 2nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Fattest Citizens, with 95.91 Obesity Rate.

Nudest: 3rdRudest Citizens: 39thHighest Crime Rates: 69thMost Armed: 93rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 132ndFattest Citizens: 143rdLargest Retail Industry: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 340thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 608thMost Valuable International Artwork: 680thHighest Disposable Incomes: 813thLargest Publishing Industry: 905thMost Politically Free: 1,122ndMost Avoided: 1,182ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,321stMost Inclusive: 1,357thHighest Drug Use: 1,675thMost Cultured: 1,791stHighest Economic Output: 1,872ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,279thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,283rdSmartest Citizens: 4,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,747thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,181stMost Influential: 5,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,116thMost Efficient Economies: 6,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,313thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,404thLargest Populations: 8,400thMost Secular: 9,327thLargest Mining Sector: 9,746thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,704thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,968thLargest Black Market: 11,715thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,668thMost Extreme: 16,439th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the region

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