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Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 27th
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Population24.007 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.007 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,554 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 356,325 goobers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,534,645 per year while the poor average 52,788, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

National surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, genetic researchers have been expelled, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 7,430th in the world and 2nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Populations, with 24.0 billion capita.

Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 27thMost Armed: 31stHighest Drug Use: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 55thFattest Citizens: 78thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 135thMost Avoided: 136thLargest Retail Industry: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 222ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 322ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 421stMost Valuable International Artwork: 657thLargest Gambling Industry: 657thHighest Economic Output: 1,042ndMost Inclusive: 1,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,150thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,329thHighest Average Incomes: 1,431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,292ndMost Cultured: 2,388thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,171stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,229thMost Efficient Economies: 3,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,824thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,019thLargest Mining Sector: 4,230thMost Influential: 4,507thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,230thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,772ndSmartest Citizens: 6,070thLargest Populations: 7,430thHighest Food Quality: 7,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,683rdMost Secular: 14,460thMost Stationary: 14,860thTop
Largest Black Market: 18,870thMost Politically Free: 23,420thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,439thMost Extreme: 26,254thMost Pro-Market: 27,440th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the region

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